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Bishop Roger Casto
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« on: February 04, 2010, 06:14:18 AM »

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"

 
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Bishop Roger D. Casto
United Christian Faith Ministries,
Region 3 (Columbus, Ohio)
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"...The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."   (James 5:16b)
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 09:13:25 AM »

I absolutely love this!!!!  I am laughing and wiping my eyes!

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"I am the Good Shepherd and I know my own. My own in turn know Me, just as the Father knows Me and I know the Father; and I lay down My life on behalf of the sheep. I have other sheep also that are not in this fold; those I must lead as well ..." John 10
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